The hilarious Bday card.

Ok, So my grandpa hands me this card in an envelope and I open it and I see all the writing on the front and I'm like holy crap. So I start to read:
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I start to laugh as I'm reading the outside...and then I open it and

I bust out laughing. The laughing ensued for a good 3 minutes. The whole family loved it. My sister got me and my dad laughing hysterically on her camera. It's like christmas allll over again except this time, I'm laughing with him.

oh, family. I do actually like you. You just annoy me at times.